At least one of us is comfy.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
kourt’s finest moment
I get yelled at all the time for laughing at my sis cause her crying face looks as if she just turned Asian and got Botox in her lips -_-
The perfect cuddling couch.
That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.
My idea of household heaven right here.