when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
I HATE THIS POST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME IT COMES UP ON MY DASH I SPEND LIKE 20 MINUTES WHISPERING TO MYSELF “come on. go back in his pants. come on!! you can do it!!!! in!! his!! pants!!!”
reverse the polarity of the hotdog flow
Save Me Not Second Base
As Breast Cancer Awareness Month draws to a close I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and a lot of waffling over whether I should get involved with a debatable issue. But one of the things you learn in the School of Humanities is that rhetoric is open for critique.
Go on. Save the boobies. Save the tatas. Save second base. Raise money. Sell wristbands. Base entire campaigns around a secondary, sexualized sex characteristic used pars pro toto for womanhood. You’ll get away with it.
But first save the people they’re attached to.